when you fart and crap your pants
My bro was at walmart and he mookied. His eyez got all wide and i asked him. What did you do mookie And he was all like yes and ran to the bathroom. It was funnier than heck.
by Adriana January 24, 2004
An individual with an abnormally large 'unit' that is able to give himself oral pleasure.
If I could only be a mookie, I would never leave my room.
by G-Dawg March 05, 2004
the opposite of a males tookie fo shookie
Will you play with my mookie if I play with your tookie?

Oh ya fo shookie!
by Lee Lee November 19, 2003
Mookie is a slang term for 'feces' or 'Poo' or 'Dung dung'
'Dude you smell like mookie'
by Richard Prior November 10, 2004
Noun: A pedophile. someone who attracted to, or has had sex with someone who is underage of 18. Regardless of sexuality.
(1)R. Kelly is and will always be a mookie.
by Crazy Kai Sunshine June 22, 2005
A plastic toy that can hold sperm inside
My boyfriend gave me a mookie so we don't have to have sex every night
by SiXuChiC October 17, 2003
a mix between a black person and a asian, (also refered to as a blaisian) sometimes ice cream toppings.
yo yo he looks like a damn mookie je swa? kanker chill! crunk!
by sean-a-clean and chrisdizzle June 29, 2005

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