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Isolated species of college dorm life; a male Human/Monkey hybrid. Known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.
Damn, that Mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man... Go monkey man, Go!
by Rick July 06, 2005
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MOOKE you
by lilgirl November 16, 2003
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someone or something that sucks at everything they try at.
look at michael he is suck a mooke!

(friend fails at something) "what a mooke!"

he is the biggest mooke look at him.
by high life August 02, 2014
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