Chuck
Norris Pwns all Mortals
Socrates is
mortal.
Chuck Norris has happened,
therefore by modus pwnens Socrates has been
pwned.
This example is also valid with "you are" and "you have" in place of "Socrates is" and "Socrates has" respectively.
Note: It is well known that only an oracle (i.e. Chuck Norris) can decide if Chuck Norris Pwns non mortals.