A man poodle. Moodles are often weird and delusional and don't realize their status as a play toy. Moodles are typically passive and like to discuss their feelings.

Most girls keep a moodle around at all times for entertainment when they're not talking to or seeing anyone. You can flirt with your moodle, let him compliment you, and even take you out, but you never ever fuck the moodle.
Sara: Have you been talking to John lately?
Nora: Yeah. Turns out he's more of a moodle type
Sara: Aww, that sucks
Nora: Not really! Moodles are so fun to have around
Sara: Really? I should get one too then!
by smartestbitchyoukn0w February 21, 2012
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a man-poodle. women like to walk the moddle, feed the moodle, play with the moodle, but they never do the moodle
dude your such a moodle. your never gonna get laid with that chick
by kevl888 January 11, 2010
A shitty software system for schools that is supposed to allow instructors to post things, but, in fact, Moodle will just say it posted it and sent it to the students. But it really didn't.
Did you get the assignment for Zayne last week?
It was on Moodle!
by geaux09 June 29, 2009
-a male who loves talking to girls about his emotions
-a male who loves to bond with girls
-a male who will NEVER GET LAID
-a male who loves to buy girls shots
thomas: hey girls i just got paid at tnt who wants free shots
vp girls: ME :))
thomas: but theres a catch... only if we get to bond later ;)
vp girls: okk :D:D:D

steez: what a moodle -_-
by piffness March 20, 2010
A website teachers use because they are trying to be "green" and not waste paper.
Guys, your homework is on the Moodle!" "Okay, well what happens when an anti-technology terrorist blows up the internet?
by CUBEFISTMAN! February 03, 2011
A Moodle is a disembodied gremlin with arms but no legs. It never smiles and is often crying, possibly due to failing all online quizzes. It's face is always always serious and sad. Although he constantly cries, there are no tears. His face looks something like this: ಠ_ಠ . He walks around by using his arms to manipulate stilts with webbed flippers on the end of them.

The moodle is not capable of coherent speech. Instead, it mumbles to itself, using words like VSEPR, NU, Lambda and other incoherent terms to express its' thoughts and feelings. That is, if it had any. The Moodle's mind has gone to mush after recent chemistry and physics test. He is usually confused, seen wandering the 7A wing.
Guy 1: Hey dude what the hell was that
Guy 2: That's a moodle
Guy 1: It must have gone insane after the last test.
by zztop1 November 14, 2010
a free open source course management system used for those with no knowledge of websites
"Did you do your Moodle class work?"
"Nah fuck that moodle"

The BIG Country of, Luxembourg
- Russel '4x4' Snider
by that_russel_sure_is_queer May 27, 2005
An online website used for students to access resources and homework from classes.

In reality, it sounds like something a little kid would say on a playground.
*kid runs up to parent, crying*
Mommy, that boy moodled me!
by HelenaDeLuna January 25, 2014

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