Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.
Bob: What's the difference?
Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.
moo cow: stfu, u ffing poser! u aint got no blobs on u! u aint got no rites to moo! MOO!
Guarantee it, he's better than your cat.
He's also way cooler.
He is cow patterned, he has a huge black splotch on his head and the black splotches on his butt make a thong shape out of the white. Two of his toes are black, his eyes are orange-gold, there's a spot on his left nostrils and his tongue is also cow spotted. He IS TEH SHIZZAY!
Me: Yes yeeeuuuu!
Me: DONTCHU 'MERF' ME!!!
MooCow: *looks up at me, looks at his paw, looks up at me again* MERF.
Me: AGH! You are SO not sleeping in my bed tonight!