-that singer from The Meaning of Life
"Yes it is how can I help ya?"
"But I was just in here an hour ago and you said this wasn't 'Bolton'"
"No, no, no. That was a pun"
"What kind of a pun is that?"
"No, no. I-its one of those words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards."
"Yes that's it!"
"But that's not a palindrome! The opposite of 'Bolton' is 'Notlob'!"
'As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Your etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, Mushrooms and garlic'
'Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.'
'I merely meant, your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.'