A section in Houston densly populated by theatres, museums, fine foods, upscale shopping, and gay people.
by John February 11, 2004
A small town on the western slope of Colorado. Previously known for the highest teen pregnancy rate and a high level of meth-heads. More recently famous for a seventeen year old girl having her throat slashed in the high school before classes began one day.
People complain about there being nothing to do..but hey, Dennys and Wal-Mart are open 24 hours!!
People complain about there being nothing to do..but hey, Dennys and Wal-Mart are open 24 hours!!
1. "Montrose is such a nice quiet town."
2. "Yeah, all the drugs and school stabbings are so very nice."
"Montrose High School is SKETCH!"
2. "Yeah, all the drugs and school stabbings are so very nice."
"Montrose High School is SKETCH!"
by i like orange highlighters February 28, 2009
A town on the east coast of Scotland, north of Arbroath and south of Stonehaven. About half way between Dundee to the south and Aberdeen to the north. Home to the Montrose Basin.
by Billy is Fit February 21, 2009
The act of getting on your bad motor scooter and riding to a place you can get to in less than a day. Usually pertains to lonely farm girls who eat rock candy.
Sarah's arduous Montrose to see Arthur eased her loneliness and left her feeling hot, sweet and sticky.
by Drusilla Feminum April 3, 2019
Montrose aka Verdugo City is located above Glendale and below La Canada/La Crescenta. The people who live in this area are the people who cant afford to live in La cCanada/La Crescenta and Glendale.
If you live in Montrose you are either:
Old
A skater
A stoner
A stoner who skates
Married with Children
or a teenager with no life.
Marijuana aka Kush is very easy to get and is smoked all day by teenagers and adults alike. The Glendale Police inhabit this area and also the surrounding cities. One word to describe these cops is "Wow."
Wow.
If you live in Montrose you are either:
Old
A skater
A stoner
A stoner who skates
Married with Children
or a teenager with no life.
Marijuana aka Kush is very easy to get and is smoked all day by teenagers and adults alike. The Glendale Police inhabit this area and also the surrounding cities. One word to describe these cops is "Wow."
Wow.
by Montrose Resident May 3, 2009
A compilation of overdressed Mexicans, abocrombie Fitch douchebags, and stoners. It's situated in what I like the call the left ass cheek of America. Most of the people who inhabit it are dicks and they'll throw rotten eggs at you from there piece of shit car stuffed full of Mexican preps.10 percent of the population is friendly potheads who the majority of aren't dicks, which might be the only thing good about the town besides Denny's.
Guy 1: ever been to montrose
Guy 2: I've been to hell so kind of
Guy 2: hell doesn't fucking compare to montrose
Guy 2: I've been to hell so kind of
Guy 2: hell doesn't fucking compare to montrose
by Youcancallmetheavenger July 10, 2013
directly south of la crescenta, ca;
decent place to hang out i suppose;
nice place for farmer's market and Oktoberfest fest!
decent place to hang out i suppose;
nice place for farmer's market and Oktoberfest fest!
by MJ62 October 17, 2007