Monther

A month anniversary.

Me and Bianca have our monther tomorrow! We are going to go out to eat at Carrabbas.

by Roog January 4, 2008

Monther

A good looking smooth talker who is a very passionate individual. Although a Monther is the type to always be caught up in work, he makes time for friends and the ladies. He is a heart breaker but takes care of the one he loves.

I need a Monther in my life.

by rOsieO February 25, 2013

First-of-the-monther

(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.

Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”

by Nikki Stixx April 10, 2023

2 monthers

Jagoffs who join and clog up the gym as a new year's resolution to lose weight but end up quitting in February.

"there's no machines available because of these damn 2 monthers"

"fuck, I wanted to do some cardio today but can't"....'don't worry Bob, all of those assholes are just 2 monthers, they will be quitting in no time'

by bk808 January 10, 2011