Monty want-to-be-Indie person: I hate this school, there's so many preps. I'm going to go get high now.
Monty I-wish-I-were-at-Carillo: Omg there's like totally hella cute football players lol. I'm going to go get drunk and have sex, ttyl!
Monty I-wish-were-in-Artquest: Anime pwns! Time to dye my hair and stand out!
Monty IB kid: I must get home to finish my Calculus BC homework for next week and my IB Anthro project for next month before my second badminton practice, snort!