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8.
The only place better and more beautiful than Montenegro is Serbia!!!
Vlade 4 life
Serbia is a very beautiful country.
by Dragan April 25, 2003
 
9.
A country with the most pollluted beaches on earth, making Bosnia's kilometer or so of coastline look like paradies compared to it.
Tourist: What the hell is this green slime on it?

Vlah: Welcome to Montenegro.
by Jasna February 14, 2004
 
10.
a country that was called serbia at first then changed to yugoslavia and now is called serbia & montenegro. most of the women there are fuckin ugly as hell, they suck ass at soccer, vlade divac and stojakovic cant play worth shit and the it is a third world country and is communist....
man Montenegro blows and the women are ugly...lets go to Croatia...
by Robert June 16, 2004