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the reference of taking a big wad of crap
chad:oh shit!!
george:wats wrong!!
chad:im about to drop the load
chad walks into the bathroom............
chad:dude that monster just came right out my ass!
by TAT1azn November 01, 2008
2 5
the aids.
lashiwana got the monster from suckin too much cock....
by Lucas July 03, 2004
19 15
1. That boy is a monster. Mo-mo-mo-monster.

2. Kate drank a blue Monster at the party.

3. Mommy, check under the bed and in the closet for monsters.
by arianne! August 18, 2010
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Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.
Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."
by Rockaj1012 March 03, 2007
10 7
A manga and anime written by Naoki Urasawa.

Its about the story of a young (later a bit old) doctor in his quest to find and kill the "monster" that he once saved whilst proving his innocence to the series of events that happened within the story. Ironically he is torn between the responsibility of fixing his mistake and as a doctor, saving precious lives.

The series is intricately plotted and weaved together to deliver a solid story and remarkable characters. And unlike normal anime that is set in a fictional world, Monster is set on real life places in the world and tackles several historical plots and events and incorporated it in the story.
" I've watched Monster and it feels like I'm watching a quality Hollywood movie!"
by BALDOaztig November 07, 2009
10 8
A potent, tasty, liquid concoction of caffeine, sugar or sugar substitutes, taurine among other strange and harder to pronounce substances. Often gives the drinker a rush of energy, and an all-around good feeling but leaves them with an epic crash. Comes in many great flavors including Khaos, Assault, locarb and even Java varieties. To some its addictive as crack.
Me:Dude that guy is all strung out on Monsters, I think that's his third one today.

John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).

by monsterluver March 29, 2009
8 6
The monster is a mythological being that only comes out in certian lectures and hooks up wif guys wif extremely low standards. On the average human male, she has the power to destroy any sexual fantasy or boners one may have. Hence, 'four seasons' have been able to make use of her powers to assist teenage boys in their everyday life by selling small pocket size fotos of her to carry round in their wallet to prevent the 'surprise erection'.
yesterday in maths, i saw leesa and i was wow underneath, so i had to pull out my monster card.
by Mel369 May 20, 2008
7 5
A person who demonstrates skills beyond normal mastery, particularly in the field of music.
"Did you hear that guitar solo? That guy's a monster!"
by Didjerridon't February 03, 2013
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