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A scary caffeinated drink that Mormon children are told to check their closets for before they go to bed.
Jimmy, if you're hiding Monster in there, you won't be allowed to participate in family game night for a week!
by myster twister November 29, 2009
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What you become when you break up with a girl.
Man - "We need to talk."
Woman - "You're a monster."
by Dan May 12, 2004
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The best damn energy drink ever made! Comes in Regular, Lo-Carb, Assualt, and KHAOS
" Dude what you drinkin?"
"A Monster"
" They frickin rock lemme have some"
"get youre own fag"
by White guy with fro December 18, 2005
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that monster was good
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1) The thing that hides under your bead when you are from ages 4-8, or later if you're weird...
2) A big-ass thing that's in a shitload of really bad horror movies, used to scare people.
Daddy daddy! There's a monster under my bed!!!
Godzilla is a monster
by Seamus McCabe February 08, 2004
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A young female in her teen years (13-19) that portrays an image of innocence but behind closed doors performs nasty sex acts that you would not expect from such a nice young girl. (E.g., Anal sex, Deep throat, Ass to mouth, tea bagging, rim jobs, orgies, DP, etc.)
A monster is similar to a freak. The difference is in the age and how you expect her to act biased on her outside appearance.
-"What's up Joe, how was that date last night with that hot young librarian girl? I bet she was lame."
~"Bro you are not gonna believe it, I thought that she was a geek too but I brought her to dinner and then we went back to my place for a drink and before you know it she was letting me get hot in her ass! Man that girl is a monster!!"
by NightCapper March 01, 2006
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