You're in the south.
"Oh, so like, you dig cities and go to the shore all the time?"
"Hell to the no. I pick corn and ride my tractor."
"Yeah, I live in Monroeville."
"Oh...Hicksville. Got it."
2. a vast desolation whose population consists primarily of elderly white couples and trashy soccer moms. Despite the barage of dinky signs that appear to indicate otherwise, every road in Monroeville ultimately leads to Northern Pike. The majority of its tax money is spent on exceedingly useless things, and it's only redeeming quality is that it isn't Pitcairn.
2. Oh, your mom lives in Monroeville? That explains a lot.