Teen1: What do you want to do today?
Teen2: I don't know.. Wanna go to Ann Arbor?
Teen1: I can't. I don't have enough money for gas.
Teen2: Uhhh.. wanna go to the cafe?
Teen1: I can't I don't have enough money for cofee.
Teen2: Let's go to the park.
Teen1: But it's -20 degrees outside!
Teen2: Wanna make out?
Teen1: I have a cold.
Teen2: Screw this! I'm going home to masterbate.
Teen1: I hate my life. I'm going to spend the rest of my day thinking of ways to make your life miserable! I hate you.
Teen2: Don't hate me. Hate Monroe, Michigan!
Person 2: "Wow, I'm really sorry for you"