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When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc... 'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'
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