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MonkeyDog 

My boss is an ex porn star. He came up with the sexual position called 'MonkeyDog'. This position involves doing a women or as he preferred man in the doggy style position whilst monkey gripping their arms behind their back with a solid pounding action. In some rare cases this position has been incorrectly named 'The Seagull', but don't be mistaken this has been incorrectly named by fuck wit people with no idea of the real name or the true inventor.
Jane loves the MonkeyDog, like a fat kid loves cake.

"i just sat through Twilight with Jane, hopefully i get to Monkeydog her now"
MonkeyDog by klitt February 5, 2010
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Monkeydonia 

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.
we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube
Monkeydonia by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

monkeying about 

Verb
To do unproductive things in the backseat of a warthog while others are listening to the radio.

As seen on Red vs Blue, episode 53
www.redvsblue.com
"I think it's important to get proper credit when some of us are working hard discovering distress signals on the Warthog's radio, while others are hanging out in the back seat, monkeying about!"
monkeying about by cheeser March 28, 2005

Monkeybagging 

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.
"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"

monkeying about 

To fool around. (non-sexually)
seen in Red Vs Blue 53
"While we're sitting here just jabbering the Reds are over there monkeying about!"
monkeying about by Hollicide March 30, 2005

monkeydextirous 

To be as ambidextirous as a monkey.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.
A: shes really doing well with all those penises.
B: Aye, she must be monkeydextirous
monkeydextirous by Aron Robinson August 17, 2007

monkeynoodle1 

One of the coolest people ever they are very nice
monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever
monkeynoodle1 by Bleepblob July 7, 2021