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smelly, squirmy, jumpy, fidgety, lovable, baby Aaron
The monkey made silly noises until the keeper gave him his candy.
by bean June 29, 2004
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a idiotic person. you can call almost every one a monkey it may be your boyfriend or parents or even your teacher this term most commonly describes every one
You are a monkey, why did you do that?
by Alexandra Dolce February 25, 2008
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i cute lil animal that climbs a lot
boy:whats a monkey
girl:a cute animal
by xxxxamyxxxx March 26, 2008
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Generic exclamation, for use when actual swear words are prohibited. Sometimes used in call centers where swearing might be overheard by customer on the line with other customer service agents, because no one in their right mind would be offended if they overheard the word "monkey".
Customer: I hope you and your entire company go to hell!
Customer Service Agent (smiling): Thank you very much.
Customer: <hangs up>
CSA: MONKEY!

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<Stubs toe.>
"Flying Monkeys!"
by Fishy Bob April 30, 2007
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To shit in ones hand and throw it.
Don't make me monkey you.
by Keith Black June 21, 2004
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verb: (to monkey oneself)

To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.
"So a fat bitch hit on me and I told her I'd rather go monkey myself"

"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"

"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was monkey myself"

"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."

"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."
by thababcock March 11, 2009
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gotta get these monkies off my back
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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