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Verb. The act of ejaculating on your lover's face, followed by forcefully tugging their pubic hair and throwing the pubes onto the cum, whilst shouting, "Monkey!" (in homage to the 70s/80s Chinese show of the same name).
"Monkey!" as I throw your pubes on your cummy face.

Emma's been mokeyed so much she needs to wear a merkin
by pw_ninja September 04, 2009
 
1.
Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!
Hey dog, that bitch has a fat ass monkey!!
by Chris January 21, 2005
 
2.
The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.
I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.
by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003
 
3.
A racial slur directed towards a person of African-American ethnicity.
Hey look at that nigger, you stupid monkey!
by Jon October 19, 2003
 
4.
A slang term for female genitalia
Twerk that monkey lemme see you get low
by Nick-a-J February 04, 2006
 
5.
cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
or
a furry animal with destructive tendencies
Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey
by Psymonos March 24, 2003
 
6.
(n.) Slang term for vagina.
"I got all up in her monkey last night."
by Dave800 July 17, 2006
 
7.
One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.
Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003