verb: (to monkey oneself)

To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.
"So a fat bitch hit on me and I told her I'd rather go monkey myself"

"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"

"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was ]monkey] myself"

"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."

"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."
by thababcock March 11, 2009
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Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!
Hey dog, that bitch has a fat ass monkey!!
by Chris January 21, 2005
The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.
I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.
by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003
A racial slur directed towards a person of African-American ethnicity.
Hey look at that nigger, you stupid monkey!
by Jon October 19, 2003
A slang term for female genitalia
Twerk that monkey lemme see you get low
by Nick-a-J February 04, 2006
cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
a furry animal with destructive tendencies
Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey
by Psymonos March 24, 2003
One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.
Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003
(n.) Slang term for vagina.
"I got all up in her monkey last night."
by Dave800 July 17, 2006
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