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monkeyname (0.000)
That monkey has done it again! He raised our gas prices!
by >MuffinMan< December 03, 2006
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monkeyname (-0.492)
1. furry animals with loveable characters.

2. cockney term for £500
1. i was walking with my missus past the monkeys at London zoo, one of the bastards threw its own shite at us!!

2. "Fuckin' ell, just bought a Danny Marr for a monkey! Jubbly
by Joe April 14, 2004
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Monkeysex (-0.495)
Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.
"Last night I spanked my monkey 8 times."

"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."
by Bob Homes March 03, 2006
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monkeysname (-0.662)
will be the ultimate ruler of the universe. they will come big sticks with spikes in them.
by Mark Boniface May 24, 2004
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Monkeysdrugs (-0.445)
Referees to cops and how they always travel together like Monkeys!
Yoo lets hop the train! Chill the monkeys are right there!
by alex5091 May 30, 2013
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monkeyname (-0.545)
1. term of endearrment. best when modified by a verb or adjective. can only be applied with love, when no other nick name will do.

2. someone who scampers about frequently.
love monkey; sex monkey; crazy monkey

that Dee Dee, she's such a monkey!
by agent99 December 15, 2002
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monkeyname (-0.920)
British slang term £500 (Five Hundred Pounds). Invented in the 19th century when British solders occupying India used 500 rupee notes which had monkeys printed on them. The term was then converted into sterling as soldiers returned to their civilian lives.
Man1: How much you selling your car for?
Man2: I want a monkey for it.
by mogsog101 January 04, 2009
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