1)hairy creatures, often described as cheeky. God only knows why, as all they do is eat bannanas, steal things, pull car ariels off, and fling poo. And thats not cheeky. Thats anarchy

2)To be "monkeyed", incredibly stoned or drunk, to the point at one one becomes completely incomprehensible and scampers around on all fours

3) slang term for genitals

4)cockney slang for £500

5)usually affectionate term for an aquaintance
1)Shit! That bastard monkey just stole my cigarettes and then threw crap on my car!

2)yo dude, you were so fukin monkeyed last night!

Yeh?

Yeh man, you were babblin lik a bitch an scamperin round for hours!!! Then you blacked out...

3)yo, her monkey is tight!
His monkeys supposed to be twelve inches!

4)OI! You owe me a monkey u dirteh lickle slag!

5)You lil' monkey!
by the all knowing dude August 31, 2005
1. A slang word for vagina
2. A just above-the-anorexic border unattractive girl. Usually comes with a slight mustache and more facial and body hair than usual.
1. Man, i hit Janet's monkey hard last night
2. Dude, i saw the grossest thing ever.

- What?

- Kim raised her arm, and I saw all her armpit hair!!

- Ewww, she' such a monkey!
by bb514 March 10, 2011
See George Bush
gerorge bush looks like a damn monkey.
by AudryeAnarchy July 10, 2008
slang term for a black person, originating from their African jungle heritage, long legs and arms, and monkey-like facial features.
You should of learned your place on the basketball court but you fuckin monkey's never get the fuckin message.
-American History X
by austinrf7 December 09, 2006
Someone who isn't quite as smart as humans, and has ape like qualities such as big ears and a small brain. This very often describes the President of the United States.
George W. Bush is a monkey.
by ihavenothingbettertodo August 10, 2005
one who is, or aspires to be monkeyed.
"were you a monkey last night?"
"Too right, I was as fucked as a monkey!"
by the_rorz August 05, 2009
Used in casino speak, especially by Asians. It means a 10 value card in Baccarat and Blackjack.
I'm up big after the dealer busted out after pulling that monkey on his 16.
by D Vegas July 19, 2004
A sex position where the girl is on her back and (using furniture) flips up her legs so her butt is up in the air and her knees are next to her head. The male can go in while she play with his balls. or, if she is flexable seh can suck his balls.
It felt so good last night when i had sex with her in the monkey position, she gave my balls a massage and a sucking at the same time!
by Mr.Benb September 14, 2011

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