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1)hairy creatures, often described as cheeky. God only knows why, as all they do is eat bannanas, steal things, pull car ariels off, and fling poo. And thats not cheeky. Thats anarchy

2)To be "monkeyed", incredibly stoned or drunk, to the point at one one becomes completely incomprehensible and scampers around on all fours

3) slang term for genitals

4)cockney slang for £500

5)usually affectionate term for an aquaintance
1)Shit! That bastard monkey just stole my cigarettes and then threw crap on my car!

2)yo dude, you were so fukin monkeyed last night!

Yeh?

Yeh man, you were babblin lik a bitch an scamperin round for hours!!! Then you blacked out...

3)yo, her monkey is tight!
His monkeys supposed to be twelve inches!

4)OI! You owe me a monkey u dirteh lickle slag!

5)You lil' monkey!
by the all knowing dude August 31, 2005
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15.
1. furry animals with loveable characters.

2. cockney term for £500
1. i was walking with my missus past the monkeys at London zoo, one of the bastards threw its own shite at us!!

2. "Fuckin' ell, just bought a Danny Marr for a monkey! Jubbly
by Joe April 14, 2004
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16.
cute cuddly
going to take over the world with bananas
get ready for the attack of the bananas and monkeys
by Lover of monkeys June 14, 2007
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17.
will be the ultimate ruler of the universe. they will come big sticks with spikes in them.
The monkeys are coming
by Mark Boniface May 24, 2004
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18.
Hella ups...Able to jump high
Damn you see how high he jump...He got monkeys!
by Dat one guy September 02, 2006
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19.
The soon to be rulers of all mankind.
The monkeys will rise. The transformation begins.
by chocobo chaser February 01, 2005
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20.
1. term of endearrment. best when modified by a verb or adjective. can only be applied with love, when no other nick name will do.

2. someone who scampers about frequently.
love monkey; sex monkey; crazy monkey

that Dee Dee, she's such a monkey!
by agent99 December 15, 2002
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21.
a animal that lives in trees and eats banana's
any of the pg tips actors are monkeys
by blazin hot real facts January 10, 2010
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