|1.||Monkey in the Gazebo|
Upon telling a racist joke amongst a group of fellow white folk a porch monkey, unexpectedly, comes onto the scene and you change the topic.
You are on the school bus asking your friend the joke "whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap?" Before your friend can answer "the bucket!", you realize your bus has got to the last stop in Brown Town and a bunch of porch monkeys pile onto the bus and you stop the joke by saying "theres a monkey in the gazebo!!!"