to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch
yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.
by adamfrigginmonked April 16, 2011
Top Definition

1. To have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.
2. To cripple or render useless
3. To be striped of defenses
4. Weaker then all else in every aspect
5. Being forced to alter ones methods
6. To be stricken harder then others
Sony Online Entertainment really monked us up.
by Xeal January 14, 2004
by Asian Sensation August 02, 2003
Getting owned (verbally or physically) by a monk
Jay Jay: *Came across a monk in a temple and donated money to him*

The next hour , the monk was found driving in a mercedez

Jay Jay: WOW! i got monked
by MonkJJ June 03, 2010
The monke d is a wild animal that some might say is not real. Some might also call it a monke man. Do not try to find this creature or it will most likely bite one of your sexual organs off. Also called Monkey Man.
The Monke D approached me in attempt to steal my testicles.
by NerfySourMan November 26, 2014
To be so spun the fuck out, one can't even think straight. I.E.: PIPE DRUNK
fuck I'm monked out, me and Brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can't even fucking move? wait a minute, am I thinking out loud? Did I just say that I was thinking to myself? Did he hear what I was thinking?
by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop October 18, 2007
Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.
I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.
by Gargoyle! February 24, 2006
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