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Monked

1. To have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.
2. To cripple or render useless
3. To be striped of defenses
4. Weaker then all else in every aspect
5. Being forced to alter ones methods
6. To be stricken harder then others
Sony Online Entertainment really monked us up.
by Xeal January 14, 2004
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WHAT THE HELL!! You GOT 10$! THAt is so MONKED
by Asian Sensation August 02, 2003
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Getting owned (verbally or physically) by a monk
Jay Jay: *Came across a monk in a temple and donated money to him*

The next hour , the monk was found driving in a mercedez

Jay Jay: WOW! i got monked
by MonkJJ June 03, 2010
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Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.
I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.
by Gargoyle! February 24, 2006
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yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.
by adamfrigginmonked April 16, 2011
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Psuedonyms at: stoned and monged

Torbay, Devonshire, twang for the state of being under the influence of Ganja to the point of near-coma.
"I had 40 shotties last night. I was monked."
by Goodfoot April 09, 2004
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A very ugly girl. Resembling the looks of a beat up or unsightly prostitute -- only lacking that job title.
Man-- that girl is monked.

guy1: "You see that girl?"
guy2: "yeah man -- monked"
by yoshi March 21, 2004
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