Is the peculiar sounding mating call of the animal Retard retardona. It is usually shouted out (but sometimes whispered) casually between members of the species. Only three members of the species exist, as the whole race disappeared with the dawn of human intelligence. The three members live, learn and mate within the compounds of the campion enterprise and go by the names of Theo, Matthew and Bassim.
Theo: MONK!!!!!!
Matthew: MONK!!!!!!!!
Bassim: MONK!!!!!!!!!
Theo: MONK!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew: MONK!!!!!!!!
Bassim: MONK!!!!!!!!!
by Prince Harry February 04, 2005
an oddly addictive, endearing cop dramady on the USA cable network, centering around the character of Adrian Monk (played by Tony Shalhoub), a San Fransisco detective battling with obsessive-compulsive disorder and his grief over the death of his late wife, Trudy.
i usually don't watch TV, but i make an exception for Monk.
by dagger_grrl February 17, 2004
I can't believe no one has given the real defintion yet. A monk is a dedicated religious person who lives in a monastery.
Monks love teh monastery.
by mcire June 19, 2005
An incredibly good show starring Tony Shaloub. Sharona used to be Monk's assistant but she left and now his assistant is Natalie :-( But its still the funniest show on. Monk is afraid of milk, dogs, germs, small spaces, elevators, kids and birth. He is OCD and needs everything to be perfect. His wife, Trudy died in a car bomb accident and he will never be the same. Hes funny though, and so is everyone else on the show.
It's a jungle out there, disorder and confusion everywhere.........
by *August* August 13, 2005
South Floridian slang term for "vagina"
JJ: Lil' nigga Saki eat that monk
Saki: Fuck you, maaaaan.
by Tenenbaum December 16, 2006
Monks (also called bros) are religous men who usually chillout at the monastary to pray. They also like brewing beer and tea.

They usually wear a simple brown cowl and a wooden cross. They swear an oarh to never get any booty but they are not gay.

If shit hits the fan, you can always count on a monk to help you out.

The female version is called nun or sis. Do not confuse with some scumbag detective.
Monk: Let me just finish my prayer, then we brew some beer!
by Han shot in between March 25, 2013
shortened form of monkey, a sweet little guy who is constantly trying to entertain people. occasionally can cross into the territory of circus gimp but whom we love
Nat: monks is such a cutie
Cat: i know, bless his little monkey socks
by kittycat July 06, 2004
A biting dog that likes to bite people.
Cloe: Can Gaby and I have your dog since you're giving it away?

Gaby: Yeah, me and Cloe will love Monk 4ever.

Dylan: Ugh no, unless you want a biting dog that bites people ugh!!
by zito4life April 24, 2011

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