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Author of It Isn't Slutty If You're Wearing Pearls blog.

A blend between Chelsea Handler and Tucker Max

Creator of concepts and sayings such as:


fantasy fucking fairytale dream

starfishing or starfishing the bed

puts boogers in her ex's mouth while he's asleep
I starfished the shit out of my bed as I was reading It Isn't Slutty If You're Wearing Pearls." Monica Fay is giltterfucking hilarious
by glittermagic May 19, 2011