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Like the version descibed, but in full it means Mongoose.
That lad is such a Mong.
(Mongoose)
by sprockettdog April 04, 2006
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Someone that is not right in the head, Very dopey or even someone that has been on drugs that have fucked up there mind.
Example of a mong:
ME: You know I saw your dog fucking your mother today.
MONG: OMFGz0r where I will kill that fucker
ME: Wow your a mong!
MONG: What?
ME: Exactly
by fazza11 March 30, 2010
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When one gets fucked from the back whilst bent over giving the other male a blowjob felatio. A girl, (or boy depending) is bent over. Two males are on either side of this person. On one end, a male is fucking a girl in the vagina or ass, while she gives the male on the other side a blowjob. During all of this, they push the girls body back and forth so she has to expell no effort. So, its like a dirty threesome.
"Dude, me and Kyle totally monged her the other night"
"The one with the drawn on eyebrows?"
"Yeah, wanna mong?"
by Taraaaaaa September 09, 2006
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Someone with the in-ability to comprehand that of which normal people can; to be delayed, impeded or proceed slowly.
Johnny: "Yo man, that nig looks shezzey."
Robert: "Fo real? that niggah be trippin aight to mezzey."
(robert walks over to suspected retard)
Robert: "Jo dude, sarp?!"
Suspect: "Ma as fop awj fsa'd?"
Robert: "..."
by fjeer May 03, 2003
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A thong for a man. Man + Thong = Mong. It is normally worn by gays.
Person1: I bought a mong.
Person2: oh, then your gay.
by straightestguyyouknow July 07, 2010
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Similar to the revealing undergarment women wear called thongs, a Mong is a Man-Thong.
Hey Bro, remember that one time when we went to the beach with your Mom and got drunk in our Mongs and I made out with your Grandma?
by Michaelo Casselo February 03, 2014
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Male thong. Also called a banana hammock. Places seen: Beach, Mall, Bending over.
Hey Tim, check out that guy in the MONG! or
Did you see his MONG when he bent over?
by jgleblanc April 24, 2008
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