Stupid person or retard. Named after Michael "Mong" Hopper.
Oh my god, you're such a little mong!
by Froggy™ November 15, 2005
An action of doing nothing due to a general lack of cerebral and physical ability usually caused by a big weekend and lack of sleep. This action can be brought about quicker by a joint or two.
After that festival we just monged.

I can't wait to mong after this.

Similar: Chill, relax, phase out.
by Tech-Noir May 23, 2005
an extremely disgusting activity in which you rape someone to death, then fill their body up with your semen by continuously raping them, even though they are dead. Then, you jump on their stomach to make the semen squirt out of their pussy.
Bitch, if you don't stop whining, Im going to mong you.
by anonymous April 02, 2005
yorkshire slang for a dirty peson who lives in his own thith
nicky your a f*****g mong get a wash
by dave February 15, 2005
Mong means either:
1. idiotic person
2. putrid smell
3. to laze around in a lazy manner
4. when somethings rather bad...
1. 'You're such a Mong!'
2. 'your perfume Mongs woman!'
3. 'Shall we go Mong somwhere?'
4. 'By jove mother, yopur cooking MONGS!'
by KingJen July 28, 2004
Originally used in veiled reference to the Coolest Guy on Earth; just as in Jewish scriptures, it is forbidden to reveal the true name of such an omnipotent deity.

Common usage is now to denote an individual whom one believes to be a thin shadow of the true Mong, a small fragment of the greatest being in existence. It is an extreme honor and privilege to be awarded this title; only the best and bravest in any given culture will ever recieve it.'re...Mong!

Only Mong could complete such a task.
by MONG April 28, 2004
the word 'mong' means retard, commonly used as an insult
The person who is reading this is a mong
by Jazz Donkey April 06, 2004

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