verb "to mong"

to be in a deep state of relaxed wakefulness, often induced by the excessive use of alcohol or drugs.
"I've drank bare already, I need to mong"
by Kirkham November 21, 2003
a female that is ususly fat and ugely
rob i can not beleve you fuckt emma
she is such a mong
by the fanny wrangeler March 28, 2003
1: cool
2: amusing
3: amazing
1: "that persons hair is so mong"
2: "this game is quite mong"
3: "look at that! its mong."
by meghan and smee August 03, 2005
Used to articulate undefinable/unspeakable acts of simmering homoerotisism between two coworkers or between an animal or object.
John and JC mong in the store basement during lunch breaks.

"JC, wanna Mong?" asked John

JC's first time monging was with a bushy haired gray squirrel

by Brdkelli August 11, 2003
One who is sexy and derives income from the earnings of a prostitute usually by soliciting business.
"Dang! that girl just got monged."
"Man.. you sure are mongin' today"
by Seth February 09, 2005
Short for mongrel. A term usually used to describe someone who goes off with your ex boyfriend the minute you split up. At the same time she is also a 0 rating on the stunning scale and can often look like a ugly dog or horse. The mong also tends to buzz off presents you bought the ex, unknown to her.
How did you break up?
Oh he went off with a mong.
A Mong?
Yes, apparently a dog was let loose out of the kennels.
by scoopdapoop June 19, 2011
Male thong. Also called a banana hammock. Places seen: Beach, Mall, Bending over.
Hey Tim, check out that guy in the MONG! or
Did you see his MONG when he bent over?
by jgleblanc April 24, 2008
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