- a total fuck wit they are stupid without realising usually when drunk or high.
- when someone places there mouth over the genitals of a dead female corpse and another person jumps on their stomach the dead corpses insides (blood and guts) come out of their genitals.
A: you just tripped over that step you complete mong!
B: soz im drunk
by loolfactor May 17, 2010
man thong
I have see through pants, so I have to wear my mong.
by mong man May 08, 2009
Someone who intentionally starts and/or causes fights on an internet forum, from "hate-mongering" but generally includes more subtle forms of "monging" like baiting someone who is oversensitive or sure to be insulted by the mong's remarks.

Also encompasses the other form of monging where the monger mongs the forum by posting general crap about generally not much. The mongee need not be offended by this, but may still be taken out by the wasted time of opening yet another thread laced with mong juice. (contributed by Ben)

...is always picking fights with people, what a mong

The worst ever mong of all,was a legendary mong people feared and had trouble with he gained repeated complaints.
That mong was none other than KING MONG. (contributed by Pathos)
by EvylShnukums February 19, 2009
1. A word used mainly by idiotic teenagers to describe a complete retard. Short for mongol. Is mongol short for Mongolian? I'm not sure.

2. Contraction of man thong (a thong made for or worn by a male).
1. "Get your shoes off your hands you mong!"

2. "Does this new mong make my ass look big?"
by Zelda199 February 20, 2007
the word 'mong' means retard, commonly used as an insult
The person who is reading this is a mong
by Jazz Donkey April 06, 2004
(n.) Short for mongers.
Describing people who bring something,usually a bad feeling or comment to a setting or arena.
"I was walking down the street when a bunch of dork mongs whistled at me and said "girl, that skirt look GOOD!"
by angela devoti January 16, 2006
A Mong is a Man Thong. I am amazed that no one has yet named this repulsive item.
Dude, I went to the French Riviera looking for hot naked chicks but instead I saw a bunch of guys bearing their nasty hairy asses and wearing mongs. Makes me glad to be an American!
by Rooster_D January 26, 2008

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