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Male thong. Also called a banana hammock. Places seen: Beach, Mall, Bending over.
Hey Tim, check out that guy in the MONG! or
Did you see his MONG when he bent over?
by jgleblanc April 24, 2008
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1.
Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.
Generally: a total spastic
No I don't need you to help me with my supermarket trolley, you fucking mong
by Steve October 28, 2003
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1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
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3.
Mong is short for 'mongoloid', which was originally an anachronistic term for a Down's Syndrome sufferer. The modern Mong however is a total fuckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. That includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being 'monged' to being chilled and mellow. Its because when you're stoned you act like a fucking retard, you fucking spazzes!
"You spilt yer pint all over my strides, you FUCKING MONG! I'LL KICK YER FUCKING CUNT IN!"
by Savage Henry August 12, 2004
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4.
Derogatory verb commonly used to describe the state of one's lack of common sense.
1) You are such a fucking mong.
by Gavyn August 27, 2004
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5.
an insult to somebody who is acting stupid or annoying
your pissing me off mong!
by hol October 29, 2004
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6.
Similar to the revealing undergarment women wear called thongs, a Mong is a Man-Thong.
Hey Bro, remember that one time when we went to the beach with your Mom and got drunk in our Mongs and I made out with your Grandma?
by Michaelo Casselo February 03, 2014
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7.
another word for spastic or retard some other ways of saying this would be
mongathon monghead ect...
aaron: tom what you doing later?
tom: i dont know yet gunna go watch barbie
aaron: shut up tom you mong
by Waggers January 10, 2009
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