a man thong or a thong that a man might wear
eww his mong was poka dottted
Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.
Generally: a total spastic
No I don't need you to help me with my supermarket trolley, you fucking mong
1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.
2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.
2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
Mong is short for 'mongoloid', which was originally an anachronistic term for a Down's Syndrome sufferer. The modern Mong however is a total fuckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. That includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being 'monged' to being chilled and mellow. Its because when you're stoned you act like a fucking retard, you fucking spazzes!
"You spilt yer pint all over my strides, you FUCKING MONG! I'LL KICK YER FUCKING CUNT IN!"
Derogatory verb commonly used to describe the state of one's lack of common sense.
1) You are such a fucking mong.
another word for spastic
some other ways of saying this would be
mongathon monghead ect...
aaron: tom what you doing later?
tom: i dont know yet gunna go watch barbie
aaron: shut up tom you mong
A New Jerseyean term used as an insult, sending the message to the recipient to pleasure the sender orally.
The "!" after the m is a sound made by pressing ones lips together and abruptly opening the mouth, making a popping noise.
The term is an onomatopoeia, used to imitate the sound of abrupt cessation of oral sex.
The sleepy manked out feeling after smoking weed.
I so monged out last night.
There's not much mong on this one.