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2.
a liar, cheater, thief, and one who does not participate in daily hygiene.
Will is such a Monde, he stole my chips, and he touched my keyboard and now its all greasy.
by Gotty June 05, 2009
 
1.
A very lovely Zambian goddess. Monde is like a pineapple, a bit prickly on the outside, but deliciously sweet on the inside.

She is basically the coolest girl you'll ever meet.

Loves singing along to random songs on her iPad and for saying "It's my birthday!" all year long.
Guy 1: Do you know Monde?

Guy 2: Yeah man she's so fabulous, she mst be from Paris! If she were single, I'd totally tap that!
by Oluwakemikim July 14, 2010