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The when all wars are started. Most deaths occur. Everyone hates this day.
Mon- latin means "earth fucks everyone on earth"
You have cancer, today is monday.
You find your girlfriend cheating on you on mondays.
Hey your whole family just died in a horrible car accident involing zeebras and clowns, Oh yeh, today is monday!
by Terence June 16, 2003
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1.
a word that can be used to describe a black person without insulting them with them knowing.
This word is relativley close to nigger.
I fucking hate mondays!
by NyC4LyFe May 21, 2007
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2.
The reason Sunday's suck.
Monday...rarely are they worth noting.
by Jakabones August 12, 2006
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3.
Another slang term for a gentlemen of the black race. Used repeatadly when in the presence of black or other ethnic minorities to avoid ugly confrontation, causing uncomfortable silence resulting in physical violence, known to them as "Cracker Beating". Origin from the cliche' saying... 'Nobody Likes Mondays'
Man, were you at the basketball game, that Mondays got hops
This party is terrifying me, too many Mondays around
by BeeFrank April 23, 2006
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4.
The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.
oh crap, tomorrow is MONDAY!!!
by Eric Gardner November 27, 2007
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5.
someone or something you hate with an extreme prejudice.
I hate that Fucker Tom, he's such a fuckin' Monday
by R U N? October 25, 2004
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6.
The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.
Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.
by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005
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7.
When you realize the weekend is over, and you have to give up 40+ hours at a shitty job just to earn enough to eat and have shelter.
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.
by karma June 11, 2004
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