| 7. | Momster | ||
|
n. a social networking site for moms of teens and tweens powered by Family Circle magazine Instead of joining facebook, I'm going to join Momster to connect with other moms like me.
|
|||
| 1. | momster | ||
|
A word used in conversation of siblings to complain about their mother. Comes from "mom" + "monster" = momster. The momster is really angry tonight...
|
|||
| 2. | momster | ||
|
A term of endearment for your dear mom. "A puppy for Christmas?! Thanks Momster, it's just what I always wanted!"
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 3. | momster | ||
|
An active member of the mommy mafia. (A mobster in the mommy mafia.) "She's a new member of the West Oak Mommy Mafia - a momster in training."
|
|||
| 4. | momster | ||
|
A momster is something your mother can turn into when she flips her shit and freaks out at you. This normally happens when: 1) you cut your own hair 2) you pierce yourself 3) when you break something 4) when you accidently say something in front of her that is more of a "friend remark" or 5) when you accidently drop your guinea pig that she really loves to feed. teenager: "hey mom nice new computer charger" *poke* *crash* D= "umm....te-he-he-he..." *runs in room...followed by a mom...*
Momster: "YOU %^&* TEENAGER touchin' on my effing charger!!!!! AHHHerrrrrrrHAhbdsfjdkjf..." teenager: "0_o holy shit, my mom just turned into a momster and flipped her shit.. " |
|||
| 5. | momster | ||
|
a woman who kills her own child Casey Anthony is a momster.
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 6. | Momster | ||
|
A mom who is extremely scary, or scary looking. Boy: Dude, that hag is a total momster!
|
|||
