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29.
mom
(no not the woman that gave birth to you) the person in a friend group that always provides the unwanted good advice.
billy: hey lets go jump off that bridge
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM
by dawatlaume April 04, 2011
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30.
mom
made of money
m=made
o=of
m=money

mom: do you think im made of money?
kid: isn't that what mom stands for?
by mee53197(: February 21, 2011
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31.
Mom
Your mom is the one who shoved you through her vagina into the uncomfortable, cold air. She is completely illogical (she'll win any arguement by saying 'because i said so'), overreacting, hypocritical, and downright mean. she'll contradict herself and not even care. she'll start to care about things she didn't give a crap about before (my mom has suddenly started to hate it when i say crap, when she couldn't've cared less before). But for some reason, you love her anyway no matter what.
Me: Mom, can i get the new Red Faction game?

Mom: no.

Me: (mildly angry voice) Why?!?!?!

Mom: don't give me that attitude young man! because I SAID SO. now go up to your room and don't come out!
by Chowderz April 25, 2011
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32.
mom
the devil on earth you can't escape. its like a dark shadow that sucks out your soul.
run from mom shes evil you just dont belive it
by ello kitty 1515 September 10, 2011
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33.
Mom
A crazy loon who loves you so much, yet she she drives you insane! She cares for you, but embarrases you in front of all your friends and makes you want to scream and cry. She is someone you want to throw out the window ever so often, but is someone you truly can't live without.
Mom: HOW DARE YOU GET AN A INSTEAD OF AN A+!!

Me: Ok, I'm sorry...

Me: *Breathes*

Mom: WATCH UR TONE LITTLE LADY! WHERE DID U LEARN THAT? FROM UR FRIENDS???
by K6 November 18, 2013
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34.
Mom
That annoying lady we all love.
Hey mom, can you be less annoying?
by Asvari May 26, 2013
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35.
A random word to ask! Haha!
Emily: Ooooh, what a big package!
Armani: Mom?
Emily: ...The mailman is here
by pinksoo January 16, 2009
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