Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!
Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.
Person one: "Is the mommate home?"
Person Two: "No, we can eat in the living room."
Person 1: "I see you finally did the dishes."
Person 2: "No the mommate did them last night but I heard about it five times this morning."