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34.
Mom
That annoying lady we all love.
Hey mom, can you be less annoying?
by Asvari May 26, 2013
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mom
the greatest person in the world ever, no one will ever be as great as a mom, endless hours of no sleep, changing over 60 diapers in a week and hardly no sleep, god bless all moms
moms have the toughest job ever,
by nick September 19, 2008
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Mom
The one person who knows where all of your stuff is.
-Hey, where's my sweater?
--I don't know, go ask mom.
by galika1080 November 24, 2013
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mom
a bitch who cleans and cooks
now thats a mom right there.
by dave smitherson October 20, 2010
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39.
mom
the abbreviation for "Made of Money"
Jason: "Mom can i have $20?"
Mother: "No! What do you think I am? Made of money?!"
Jason: "Isn't that what M.O.M. stands for?"
by dancr4ever December 09, 2013
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40.
move-on man. The guy girls use to move-on after a break-up. Kind of like a rebound except the girl doesn't expect the relationship to go anywhere. M.O.M.'s are dumped when the girl either finds some confidence or another man.
Girl: No, it's nothing serious... he's just my M.O.M. I'm just not over John yet.
by doyoucopy January 17, 2011
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41.
mom
The person who cares for you no matter what you do. the one that loves you unconditionally sense the first day they saw and met you. Your mom is someone who puts you before themselves no matter what and will always listen cause your mom can make anything better. She makes you home baked cookies when its cold in the winter and sweet tea in the summer. She occasionally embarrasses you cause thats what shes supposed to do, but sometimes you get a really cool mom! Your mom is the best lady in the world.
Do you know Julias mom?

Yeah, shes so cool i wish she was my mom!
by Hopee. July 11, 2010
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42.
An abbreviation for 'Muff Over Mates'

Used to describe when a friend has disbanded or stitched up their own group of friends, to spend time with his or her partner instead.
Paul: Hey, where's Jerome got to? He's supposed to be meeting us in an hour…

Alan: I don't think he's coming man, he called to say he was seeing Kathy again

Paul: Man, that guy is such a M.O.M!
by Paul Moon May 18, 2008
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