verb, transitive. To slap another's face with one's penis. Usually said in response to an insult or other cutting remark directed at the speaker.

noun. A slap to the face with the penis.

Note: A molly whop works best when accompanied by the insinuation that the "whopper" has a particularly large penis. This can be accomplished by adding a qualifier after the phrase, or by prior knowledge of the "whoppee" of the "whopper"'s enormous penis.
verb form:
Jane: Can we please go to the mall today?
John: Jane, so help me god, if you ask me that one more time I'll molly whop ya!

noun form:
Jack: So I heard you and Jane had a fight the other day. What was all that about?
John: Well, she was being a bitch, so I gave her a good ol'-fashioned molly whop with my burgeoning man-meat.
Jack: Ha ha! That'll teach her!
by Rob N February 22, 2006
Mollywhop-(V.)1.When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10. Getting mollywhopped is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch.

2.When a man beats another person using only the head of their penis seeMushroom Stamp. For the best example, an imprint of the penis head should be visible for a minimum of 2 days after.
1.You shoulda seen Debo mollywhop that faggot. He stomped a mudhole in his ass!

2.Her face was so covered in mushroom stamps after that mollywhopping, it looked like she had an allergic reaction to dick.
by Mike McGrath October 19, 2005
To hit extremely hard with an open or closed fist. vrb.
"Molly Whoppin on 4's every fuckin day/ I love the word molly whoppin its my favorite mang/ cause i love to do it...
by Thizztapher December 28, 2007
When a girl is giving a man head. The man removes his penis to slap her in the face with it. Afterward he reinserts his penis into her mouth.
Debbie does Dallas-The Movie
by M & R July 23, 2003
Widely used in the Bay Area, means to whoop/beat down someone badly in a fight. It can even be used when you beat your friends in a game.

Also known as tearing shit up, In gaming it could be known as a synonym for getting owned(Pwned).

Person #1 "Yo cuz, your a poodle, Ill punk you and your homies, come see me bout somethin!"

Person #2 (talking to person #3) "Is this guy yappin his mouth, yo G, lets Molly Whop this sucka"

or

"Man you play too much, and if you play to much by talking the talk and by not walking the walk then you finna get Molly Whoped!"

"Did you see David, he came through Molly Whoppin up." - (This version was used in a different way, he came through looking better and harder than anyone else and beating them in style. aka stunting)

"Whats up patna, you wanna rumble with us, then your ass is getting molly whopped!"
by Gehad May 08, 2008
1. to bludgeon with a phallus.
2. to bash someone's cheeks with your cock (usually post-facial).
Did you see Jen's bruised cheeks today? That bitch was MOLLYWHOPPED!
by Michael E. Palmer December 30, 2003
Slang term, to be beat up or to be beaten up. Threat.
You better shut up before I mollywhop you
by Austin Favreau May 05, 2008
1. To beat someone senseless
2. Fisticuffs between two people, where the loser cannot be recognized by his own family.
3. Ass beating
If you handlobraes the wrong person, you may be mollywhopped.
by iLLt3ck June 06, 2003

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