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To appear as though you might molesty someone.
Someone who is molesty may, or may not, have a molestache.
"Man that guy is super molesty; he's been watching those kids play on those swings for like 20 minutes!" OR
"Check out that molesty guy in the white van!"
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Pronounced: MO-LEST-eez.
The feeling one gets when sexually aroused. Can be used as slang for crushing, loving, excited. etc.
Miss Danielle saw the boy she liked, and was filled with molesties.
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any unpleasant act or situation akin to molestation; general violation
"the prices at Taco Bell are getting kinda molesty. They shouldn't be able to get away with that nonsense."

an awkward love letter that's not touching so much as molesty.
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describes having the appearance and aura of a molester.

This word originated in 2003, upon the release of a local album, upon which the bass player was described as having a "molesty" look.
"Wow. That guy is pretty molesty."
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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