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Mojo - A balding and objectively ugly person who is watching his close friends come out of the closet (the gay closet) one by one and is torn because he wants to admit his love for anal sex too but cannot. He expresses this frustration by beating women and stealing their sofas. He also dates very young women and gets them addicted to coke so that they do not notice what and ugly fraud he truly is.
Yo bro, you see that guy over there that can't get into graduate school, is banging a retarded teenager, and likes to beat petite women who slightly resemble elves? What a mojo!!
by Baceisgay1 April 16, 2009
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1.
The word originally means a charm or a spell. But now its more commonly said meaning sex appeal or talent.
"I can get any girl if I just use a bit of the old mojo"

"Man, that girl has MOJO!"

"God help me, I think I've lost my mojo!"
by Daisy December 28, 2003
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2.
N.
1. Self-confidence, Self-assuredness. As in basis for belief in ones self in a situation. Esp. I context of contest or display of skill such as sexual advances or going into battle.
2. Good luck fetish / charm to bolster confidence.
3. ability to bounce back from a debilitating trauma and negative attitude
He lost his mojo when she dumped him…
He got his mojo back now.
by Angus Macrath May 25, 2005
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3.
your sex appeal, the magic you posses over the opposite sex, the way you present yourself
Baby, work your mojo tonight!
by p January 14, 2004
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4.
1- What keeps Mike Myers going on.
2- The one who tries to stop Power Puff Girls from saving the day.
3- A person's charm.
He ain't got enough mojo to get her.
by João July 28, 2004
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5.
= Personal magnetism
Mojo will make one seem and feel sexy, virile, appealing, invincible and in control etc.
Alcohol or love usually awakes the mojo.
When ones mojo is working, it often results in flirting and heavy socializing with the opposite sex (or whatever prefered).
I got my mojo working (but it just won't work on you)
by kizzdakat September 09, 2006
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6.
That quality, often elusive, that sets a person apart from everyone else. The word "magic" could, almost without exception, replace "mojo" it in all of its contexts, sentences, and/or applications.
I just saw David Lee Roth on Leno last night. He was doing old Van Halen songs though with a Country feel ... he has DEFINITELY his mojo!!
by Peter T. July 13, 2006
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7.
Your cool/style essence.
"Work your mojo sister"... "You got some large mojo friend"
by Vixen October 02, 2003
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