1. Man: Yeah dude, her purse is real cute!
Man 2: That was a real moist statement!
2. Man: The girls arent here yet? Oh, we dont need any chicks to have fun right guys?!
Man 2: That was too moist for me I g2g.
When a female becomes sexually aroused.
He's so hot, I’ve got moist vaginal fluid.
I want you, I'm so moist in the nether regions.
To be referred to as moist is to say you are ill informed or have said something idiotic or embarrassing.
Moist can also be used to describe a situation or occurrence. If someone is faced with a circumstance that is particularly displeasing it's also acceptable to say something like 'rahh that's moist'.
'I've got no friends man!'
'Allow that your bare moist'
'I can't man I'm going to my parents wedding'
Thats moist / Your moist / or if you want to be harsh simply just say...Moist
1) Moist is a street term used to describe a female who is very horny.
2) A girl with a very wet vagina
That sexy guy just told her he wants to get inside of her, she must be moist.
She moist, look at the wet stain on her pants. haha.
The greatest word in the dictionary. Add to an innocent sentence to make it sound dirty. Double the pleasure by combining with words like panties and genitals. Moist is the perfect word to make others uncomfortable.
"That's so moist."
"Dude, unless you're describing cake, moist isn't very cool."
"Doesn't that make your panties moist?"
<Group of listeners disperses with looks of disgust>
Used as an insult.
Like wet, but slightly less hydrated.
For example being "moist blud" is like being a 'wet man', but not quite AS damp.
When cussin man down: "You are MOIST bruv! Not even a ting!"
The epitome of everything amazing and wonderful in the world.
Use it wisely.
Aww man! I just did a triple back flip with a 1080 twist!
Soo moist, brah.
Those nachos were so moist.