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39. Moist
The collective noun for a group of yummies.


See also yummy.
You sould have been in there, wall-to-wall Yummies !

At least three moists !
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1. Moist
When a female becomes sexually aroused.
He's so hot, I’ve got moist vaginal fluid.

I want you, I'm so moist in the nether regions.
2. Moist
To be referred to as moist is to say you are ill informed or have said something idiotic or embarrassing.
Moist can also be used to describe a situation or occurrence. If someone is faced with a circumstance that is particularly displeasing it's also acceptable to say something like 'rahh that's moist'.
'I've got no friends man!'
'Allow that your bare moist'

'I can't man I'm going to my parents wedding'
'Moist'

Thats moist / Your moist / or if you want to be harsh simply just say...Moist
3. Moist
borderline gay.
1. Man: Yeah dude, her purse is real cute!

Man 2: That was a real moist statement!

2. Man: The girls arent here yet? Oh, we dont need any chicks to have fun right guys?!

Man 2: That was too moist for me I g2g.
4. Moist
Used as an insult.
Like wet, but slightly less hydrated.

For example being "moist blud" is like being a 'wet man', but not quite AS damp.
When cussin man down: "You are MOIST bruv! Not even a ting!"
5. Moist
Also used as "moisture".

The new meaning of "fresh". May be used in any which way or form you like, but most commonly defined as "fresh".
Did ya see him? Yeah, he was quite moist :)
That is sooooo moist.
They got that moisture ;)
6. moist
Female or male homosexual state of sexual arousal.
Ooh, Bruno, seeing those semi-naked construction workers over there has made me all moist!
7. moist
The epitome of everything amazing and wonderful in the world.
Use it wisely.
Aww man! I just did a triple back flip with a 1080 twist!

Soo moist, brah.

Those nachos were so moist.