1 cup dumbass.
½ cup big mouth.
6 heaping tablespoons of naivety.
1 cube of misplaced trust.
A healthy dose of moral indignation.
A dash of really bad memory.
Martyr to taste.
Bake 5 to 10 minutes at roasting temperature until steam starts to emit from side vents. Sliced warm and served ala mode, this recipe makes plenty of Moeron for any size crowd.
The Moeron may be playing nice with all the men, but everyone is on to her tricks.
That Moeron just never knows when to shut up.
I could come up with these all day, but the Moeron would never get the punchline.