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a city in northern california that is about 1 hour east of san fransisco and 1 hour 45 minutes south of sacramento. it is famous for the laci peterson trials, chandra levey trials, and george lucas lived here. it is not too big, only 203,00 people. it has 5 schools:
-beyer
-davis
-johanson
-modesto
-downey
-ceres (not in district but it competes with modesto schools)

2 schools are being built bc of overcrowding
-enoch
-and some other school in salida

most of modesto is overrun by drugs and mexicans. the music scene here i good for the most part. downtown modesto is fun for nightlife but most hoes are known for being on 9th street.

the ppl of modesto use the word "hella" a lot and most, if not all, of modesto is bilangual.
man, modesto is hella ghetto
by motizzle April 25, 2006
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A town near the bay area and San Francisco.
It has a good nightlife and a very large music scene. It is home to a diverse culture of 300,000 people, although a lot of them are Mexicans.
Everyone here smokes pot, does ecstasy, pops pills, meth, coke, something of the sort.
If you don't you're generally a manga nerd.
It is home to these high schools:
-Davis High School
-Downey High School
-Enochs High School
-Beyer High School
-Johansen High School
-Modesto High School
-Elliott Alternative High School
-Pace Alternative High School

and others that are considered a part of the district:
-Gregory High School (currently being built)
-Ceres High School
-Central Valley

there are also many private and charter schools.
Modesto is famous for murders, famous people being born here, and molestation/gang cases.

We say hella for every other word.
Tagging is becoming a huge part of teenage misconduct.
"Friday night I went to a show in Modesto and hooked up with Kate Kurbstomp. Then I went and smoked out before tagging some bitches' fence hellla bad."
by pseu July 10, 2008
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Someone who always wins at everything no matter what the odds. Adored by all living creatures especially women.
Someone who owns a red acura rsx and has a ratherly large bhuta
Modesto single-handedly destroyed the Persian army using a matchstick and an empty can of Dr. Pepper.

VTEC.
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Short,Gay, bald individual that is fast approaching middle age.
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Man that guy last night must've been a Modesto.
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Body like Adonis, strikingly handsome, captivating smile, natural muscle build, skin as smooth as silk yet he's rough rugged and raw. The life of the party, quick witted, articulate and charming; this man will have you out of your pants in no time. All the LOVER you'll ever need. Everyone loves Moe, until you're his: selfish, mean, fat head liar, his motto,"eating ain't cheating", Ho's flock from all over because of muscles and tattoos, shallow ass bitches can have him. He sucks you into his world of manipulation, and fantasy. Make you think it was your idea to have a threesome. Yells about what a great sex life he has with his girl so other bitches want a taste. Unless you have knowledge of quantum physics, your life will go into a downward spiral of hell dating this man. Only good for a fuck! Stay away
Modesto: I love my girlfriend, she's a tiger in the sack, man she gives the best blow jobs.
Ho: I bet I can do better
Moe: Go ahead give it a try
Girlfriend: you're such a douchebag
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