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The reason why many adolescent males do not have girlfriends
"I spend all my time playing modern warfare 2, i don't have time for a girl"
by luvinwafflez December 15, 2009
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The sequel to the very popular 2007 game, "Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare." It's a first person shooter that takes place 5 years after the events of the first game.

The single-player is short but great. The co-op mode is named, "spec-ops." It's a fun mode but has no matchmaking which is not good.

The multiplayer, which is the most popular mode, I think is an unbalanced, overrated, piece of garbage. It has terrible maps among other things. The multiplayer also has many other annoyances such as a perk called "commando" where you can lunge at an enemy from about 10 feet away. Another thing that will make you rage quit is the grenade launcher, or more commonly known as the "noobtube." There is also killstreaks, where you can pick which kill reward that you want. Because of this, most players use the harrier, chopper gunner, nuke setup and camp the whole game and don't help at all with winning the game. Also, this also promotes boosting. You will find a lot of people that think getting a nuke will somehow make their chode bigger, thus, they will get a friend and try to cheat their way to a nuke my continuously killing their friend while using a tactical insertion. Possibly the most retarted thing added is deathstreaks. The purpose of deathstreaks is to make the game so casual and make it so the worst players can get kills in an unfair way.

MW2 is a game for people that have ADD, hate teamwork, and love saying the word "Wow" every 3 seconds.
A Typical Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer match

Guy - Gets killed by commando

Same guy - ragequits
by SolidnOld April 20, 2010
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The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.
Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?

Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
by ProjectRealityForTheGame January 14, 2011
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Worst multiplayer I've ever played, but a pretty good campaign and side missions, nicknamed "Special Ops".

Seriously, the multiplayer online is terrible. Nothing but campers, "pros" with instant kill weapons that you must sacrifice your virginity for, and 6-year old children screaming at there mother to get them some chocolate milk.
Bob: Hey, you play Modern Warfare 2?
Tom: Yeah, the campaign is awesome, so are the side missions.
Bob: You tried multiplayer yet? I'm already a 3rd prestige level 65!
Tom: Nah, the multiplayer is pretty noobish. I played with some 7 year old who kept camping with the Akimbo Rangers.
Bob: Yeah, I hate those little bastards.
by Sciencejoe2 February 23, 2010
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The sequel to Xbox 360 and PS3 game Call of Duty 4: Modern warfare, Modern Warfare is a game which is so broken, just by playing the online will automatically melt your Xbox/PS3 just by inserting the cursed game. This game has been unleashed on Adults and Children alike. When this game is played it instantly takes a day of your life.
Gay Kid: When I'm older I'm gonna join the army rangers! I'm gonna run around with my akimbo rangers. Doesn't matter if I get shot, i'll just respawn! In the battlefield when I'm an army ranger i will camp! I love Modern Warfare 2 so much!
by Ihatemodernwarfare2 July 29, 2010
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A game filled with a majority of 10-15year old kids.
*high voice* Omg, I'm the best at modern warfare 2
by ThatGuyWhoLikesMW2 April 12, 2010
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The sequel to Infinity Ward's 2007 masterpiece, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

Set to release on November 10th, 2009, this game will blow your mind, and that's a fact. Don't ask me for my time machine, because I don't need one to know that that's true.
guy #1: Dude did you hear about Modern Warfare 2?

guy #2: No dude, what's that.

guy #1: (bitch slaps guy #2) That question doesn't even deserve a response.
by kikomiko March 25, 2009
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