If you say you don't like this game, there is a good chanced you will be assaulted and harassed by an insane martyr fan base for the rest of your life. Unfortunately for me.
Guy 1: I felt like going outside yesterday instead of playing Modern Warfare 2.
Guy 2: (in fanatic voice) MAN I SHOOT WITH WITH TWO DEAGLEZ AKIMBO CAUSE IM AWESOME LIKE THAT!!!!
Guy 1: Um... have you ever seen a gun before?
Modern Warfare 2 is the second coming of Modern Warfare! The trailer was released a while back and loads of people went crazy as they seen perks in the corner! It was probably never going to be made, but World at War sucked so much they needed to get the fans back.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen the Modern Warfare 2 trailer?
Guy 2: No, haven't been doing much else, but hanging with my girlfriend since I leveled up on Prestige 10 on cod4!
Guy 2's girlfriend: Hey, what is Modern Warfare 2?
Guy 2: Your replacement when this hot piece of gaming heaven comes out muhahahahahaha lolzzzzz!
Guy 1: Haha, bitch!!
A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls
11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"
*1 game later*
Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"
*1 more game later*
Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"
*1 knife later*
Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"
*1 more knife*
Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*
Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"
Gamer: "Infinity Ward"
A game that has just been recently released, and has already derived people from sleep.
So... I hear Soap Mactavish just bought Modern Warfare 2.
The most effective contraceptive known to mankind.
Jill: Hey, wanna have sex?
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.
The follow-up game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
A highly addictive first person shooter that will most likely piss you off and make you feel like murdering your family while they are sleeping or piss you off enough to give you a stroke...
Modern Warfare 2 Scenario
guy1: Dude, these assholes in this game is pissing me off!
guy2: Lol, just calm down man.
guy1: Dude, I'm on the verge of killing my family.
guy2: haha, dont do that you fag.
guy1: Oh shit man my head just started hurting really bad!
guy2: you alright?
guy2: Yo faaaggot answer me!
guy2: You have a stroke or something? xD
modern warfare2 is a game with great single player but terrible multiplayer
very easy to hack, mod, spam, and glitch
i along with other are into a new trend called
Nuke-boosting and Riot Shield Boosting
Nuke Boosting allows you and a friend to spam every game with tactical nukes so much that the game becomes unplayable for anyone
Riot Shield Boosting allows you to level up and cheat your way through points
WARNING: BOOSTING IS VERY ADDICTIVE
hey after skool lets go home and try to find a new hack on modern warfare 2