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End to teen pregnacy.
(Mary) wanna have sex?

(Mark) no way I'm playing Modern Warfare 2
by Rejecteddddddddd February 03, 2010
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America's new form of military draft. Makes young american males want to join the ground forces because they play too much MW2.
Dumb kid: Yeah im gonna join the army when i grow up cuz i like guns and shooting people in the face on Modern Warfare 2. this one time i got a 10 killstreak and only 30 deaths and i like to use stopping power to make my bullets stronger and i'll always know where the enemies are because i'll have a UAV radar in the top left corner of my screen and if i get shot it'll only hurt for 5 seconds and then i'll recover and i like to rush around corners and this one time i got 2 helicopters and i killed this noob with a grenade and then i spawned behind their hole team and knifed them lololololol and then oh yeah im almost level 70 and then.....
by Keegor Sweet December 12, 2009
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A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.

A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.
Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"

Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"
by shcoome March 01, 2010
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A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls

11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"

*1 game later*

Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"

*1 more game later*

Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"

*1 knife later*

Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"

*1 more knife*

Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*

*next week*

Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"

Gamer: "Infinity Ward"
by Harruxx ftw :) September 07, 2010
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The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate.
Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"

Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."
by mw2freak October 14, 2009
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After months of it being out, and the 4-5 pages of Fanboy defs i'll tell you what this game really is; a piece of garbage. The campaign is great and the early first 4 months of online gameplay were alright, but now every self absorbed asshole, noob, and Xbox Live Midget on XBL I guarantee has this in their gaming collection. The online games so are full of noob tubers, kids, and wannabe MLG'ers that you can't turn one corner without being one-hit killed and possibly hearing "OMG NIGGA YOU GOT PWNED" from a kid who probably hasn't even gotten into

Pre-Algebra yet. The maps are a camper's wet dream and the Map Pack, to me, is a waste of 1200 MSPs. I personally think WaW will give you a better time then Modern Warfare 2.
Modern Warfare 2 is like the IPhone, there's a hack for everything and every asshole and annoying kid has it.
by DIE MW2 May 11, 2010
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Synonymous with disappointing. Although the campaign was pretty good, and Special Ops is fun, the multiplayer is completely broken. And let's face it, multiplayer is what matters most in today's video games. You generally have three types of players in MW2:

The camper: Pretty self-explanatory. This guy is the one in a room laying down aiming at the doorway waiting for you to walk by so he can get an easy kill. He does this because he isn't skilled enough to actually go out and look for people. Generally uses instant kill weapons like shotguns or assault rifles.

The 5-year-old: The main reason why most people spend more time muting their teammates than shooting at the other team. These kids are constantly yelling, whether it be at his teammates, or at his mom to bring him a sandwich.

The Commando: These guys make you want to rip your hair out and throw the controller into your TV. They are the guys that have the Commando perk and the Lightweight perk on and just run around the map at 30 mph knifing everyone. What makes this worse is that they are immune to bullets. If you try to shoot them down with your gun, they will just absorb all of them and knife you.

Overall, these three types of MW2 gamers all fall into one big category: noob.
Example of a typical Modern Warfare 2 Team Deathmatch:

As soon as the match starts, Player 1 immediately mutes half of his teammates because they are all yelling and arguing with each other when suddenly he gets sniped in the face. He respawns and takes no more than two steps before being knifed by a Commando. Respawning again, he decides to try to snipe the Commando. He goes into a building but gets killed by a Camper with dual-Rangers. Now, he is going to try to kill the camper, but comes across the Commando, who knifes him again.

Player 1 rage quits.
by zuawg July 07, 2010
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