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This game is for several types of people:
1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models 2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper" Online play includes the following types of people: 1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner. 2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button. 3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised." Noob: I love playing modern warfare 2
Pwner: You aren't playing! Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice) Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire. |
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End to teen pregnacy. (Mary) wanna have sex?
(Mark) no way I'm playing Modern Warfare 2 |
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America's new form of military draft. Makes young american males want to join the ground forces because they play too much MW2. Dumb kid: Yeah im gonna join the army when i grow up cuz i like guns and shooting people in the face on Modern Warfare 2. this one time i got a 10 killstreak and only 30 deaths and i like to use stopping power to make my bullets stronger and i'll always know where the enemies are because i'll have a UAV radar in the top left corner of my screen and if i get shot it'll only hurt for 5 seconds and then i'll recover and i like to rush around corners and this one time i got 2 helicopters and i killed this noob with a grenade and then i spawned behind their hole team and knifed them lololololol and then oh yeah im almost level 70 and then.....
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The follow-up to the 2007 epic game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Again, this game will cause you to scream your mind out at noobs who go 1 and 22 in team deathmatch, or your friends who appear to believe they can beat you. Either way, hilarity will ensue, but with better graphics and better weapons. Modern Warfare 2 will completely decimate the other Call of Duty games.
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The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate. Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"
Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on." |
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The sequel to Infinity Ward's 2007 masterpiece, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
Set to release on November 10th, 2009, this game will blow your mind, and that's a fact. Don't ask me for my time machine, because I don't need one to know that that's true. guy #1: Dude did you hear about Modern Warfare 2?
guy #2: No dude, what's that. guy #1: (bitch slaps guy #2) That question doesn't even deserve a response. |
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The one game that will cause you to go through a controller every week due to the frustration that is in-sued when you constantly spawn and die before you can move 2 foot in every online game that you play. -M16fag: I just got spawn killed again, I fucking hate Modern Warfare 2!!!
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A game so good it get's me hard just thinking about it. Modern Warfare 2 is so good that I literally got an erection in algebra class just thinking about it.
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